Robert Alan

Robert Alan was born in a bouncy castle. His mother is the Big Bang. His father is deaf. Robert Alan always wanted to be a comedian. Long before he could speak, he was telling his first jokes... but back then, no one understood them either. Nevertheless, Robert Alan is now a handsome, extremely funny, incredibly charming, very modest entertainer who is not a fan of superlatives and has long since stopped writing his own press releases. I simply don't have the time for that.